About Me

Whaddup, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read.

In all seriousness, hello there I am JarHead but my friends call me Jar, people who show too much respect for strangers call me sir, and cool retail workers call me bossman. I like bossman.

I am a weird freak who works on cars, writes code, and fixes old crap.

I own two cars: A 1997 Saturn SW2 and a 1984 Pontiac Fiero.

I own many video games and consoles. Just about every console that can be softmodded is, though I did RGH my Xbox 360. Consoles include:

• Every major Nintendo console from NES to Switch

• Original Xbox my beloved

• Xbox 360

• Intellivision with Intellivoice

• PS3 that I never play

• PSVita that I never play

• Dreamcast that I honestly forgot I owned

Want to learn even more? How flattering. Why not check out this list of 100 questions that I answered with the utmost seriousness.