100 Questions

I always plan well in advance

A friend of mine found this list of 100 questions online, and I figured I could answer them much better than he did.

Prepare to get to know me on a much more intimate level than previously thought possible!

1. Please introduce yourself.: Hello chat I am JarHead I love Microsoft FrontPage

2. How long have you been making websites?: man idk uhh like 2018 i think and i'm still dogshit at it

3. And what got you into the hobby?: autism

4. What kind of website are you most interested in?: the ones with midis that work on IE6

5. What's your workflow? Do you plan your websites out thoroughly or do you come up with the design as you go along?: fuckin does it look like any of this was thought out?

6. Please link to your biggest inspirations.: there is nothing i did everything entirely by myself.

7. What's your favourite part about making websites?: getting it the fuck over with

8. And the thing you struggle with the most?: frontpage.

9. Do you keep the same layout on all of your pages? Or do you use different ones?: You know what I love about Gex? Consistency.

10. How confident are you with CSS?: fuckin hate CSS i will never use it

11. Do you know how to correctly use <dl>?: probably but i can't be bothered

12. What is your favorite HTML element?: audioscope, obviously

13. If you're making a new web page from scratch, what is the first thing you do?: help me frontpage

14. Do you know JavaScript?: of course what do i look like, a fucking neanderthal?

15. How about PHP?: god no i don't hate myself that much

16. Does your website have a theme that you stick to?: blue.

17. Are you more focused on content or design?: my website is simultaneously the sexiest website on the internet with the greatest depth of content.

18. Do you own a domain name? If not, would you ever want to?: of course i'd never be a github.io bitch

19. What do you think of nostalgia-focused or "retro" websites?: dude.

20. Is your HTML valid? Do you even check?: we all know frontpage does not produce valid HTML

21. What are your opinion on buttons and banners?: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

22. What do you think of button walls in particular?: you must really hate your dial up users

23. If you started over again, would you make something similar or completely different?: man probably idk i barely even managed to cobble this together

24. Are you envious of other people's websites?: a bit then i remember that they have to use CSS and i don't

25. What text editor do you use?: frontpage also notepad++

26. Why do you use that one?: i hate change.

27. Do you host your image files on your web server, or on another host?: i am a control freak

28. This might not be relevant to you, but what's your opinion on the Neocities vs. Nekoweb debate?: the what

29. How much server space would you estimate your main website takes up?: fuckin idk like 2

30. Do you keep local backups of your files?: how the fuck do you think i'm editing it

31. Do you prefer simple or highly visual websites?: make my eyes bleed

32. Do you stick to certain colors? Do you do that on purpose, or is it your subconscious?: blue

33. Have you ever thought about quitting? Why?: it's really easy i just do things until i don't

34. Do you have many webmaster friends, or is it a solitary hobby?: all the cool kids have websites

35. Do people in your real life know about your website?: i fuckin hope not

36. Do you update your website very often? How often is "very often"?: dude i don't know whenever i have shit to add

37. And the overall design, do you change that much? Why or why not?: i hate change.

38. Is your website more you-focused, hobby-focused, or outside world-focused?: i am my hobbies and nothing else.

39. Do you do web design professionally?: i would kill myself if i had to use react

40. If not, would you like to? And if you're comfortable answering, what do you do for work?: i would kill myself if i had to use react

41. Do you communicate with people by email very much?: what year is it, 1970?

42. Some people reject social media and use websites as a replacement. Do you keep social media outside of your website?: of course i'm a hypocrite

43. How about instant messengers? Do you use a mainstream one like Discord or Telegram? Or something like Matrix? Do you avoid them?: dude try and find me somebody who doesn't use discord

44. Do you listen to music while you work on websites? If so, what kinds of artists?: a bit until i get into the groove

45. Do you keep everything you make on one website, or do you have more than one?: i have like 50 billion websites

46. On a similar note, do you keep to one topic on your site, or many?: pass

47. Do you present your real self, or at least try? Or do you construct a persona on purpose?: man idk i'm pretty sure i portray myself as a psychopath

48. Have you ever made a good friend thanks to your website?: weirdly enough i have not come across other fiero owners no

49. Are you happy with the way HTML and CSS currently work?: frontpage sucks.

50. What are practices that you think people should avoid?: law

51. What about under-utilized practices, or things you think people should do more?: audioscope

52. Do you use a lot of semantic HTML? Or are you guilty of generic structure?: what

53. Do you consider different browsers?: WEBTV COMPATIBLE

54. Speaking of, what's your preferred browser? Convince your readers why they should use it.: firefox because chromium sucks

55. And what OS are you on?: windows 10 unfortunately

56. Do you have a strong opinion on that, or do you just happen to use it?: swear to god i would be using 8.1 if i could FUCK i love 8.1

57. Are your websites mobile-friendly?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA turn the phone sideways

58. What are your thoughts on autoplay?: take my midis. listen to them.

59. What are your thoughts on webrings? Are you in any?: sounds like a cult with extra steps

60. Do you have any web shrines? What do you like to see in that sort of page?: no i hate everything i love

61. Are your websites "cliche", in your opinion?: not even a little bit no

62. What is your ideal website? Are you striving for that, or for something else?: billy joel midis

63. Are you an artist? Do you draw or design your own assets?: fuckin no

64. What are your favourite resource sites?: you guys are using resources?

65. Is there a habit you just can't get away from no matter how hard you try?: i just can't seem to kick this nasty oxygen habit

66. What's your biggest advice for a new webmaster?: CSS fucking sucks

67. Do you keep all your styling in CSS? Or do you hard-code some?: CSS fucking sucks

68. What do you think of frameset layouts?: what

69. How about table-based layouts?: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

70. Do you subscribe to the ideas of "one-column", "two-column" and "three-column" layouts? Do you use any of these?: whatever looks funny

71. Do you spend longer on the HTML or the CSS?: CSS fucking sucks

72. Have you ever made a page with no CSS? It's useful for your thoughts.: all of them ever.

73. Do you ever find yourself making layouts with nothing to put on them? Or do you only make layouts when the need arises?: hey check out that really cool sidebar

74. Would you consider yourself a beginner? Or advanced? Somewhere in the middle?: dude idk i've been doing this for nearly a decade and i still suck at it

75. Do you have a habit of looking at the source code of websites you visit?: only the weird freak ones

76. How did YOU learn how to make websites?: frontpage bitch

77. Do you ever force elements to do things they're not supposed to?: frontpage bitch

78. Thoughts on floating elements?: what

79. When you're sizing stuff, what do you use first? Do you use px, em, %, or something else?: px obviously

80. Do you have a favorite font?: MY TAHOMA

81. Would you run a website with another person? How would that work?: badly probably

82. Do you surf the Web to find new personal websites very often?: not even a little no

83. Do you bookmark other people's websites? How would you feel knowing someone else bookmarked yours?: not even a little no

84. What do you want people to be most impressed with when they see your website?: "woah this guy owns a fiero"

85. Are you interested in technology outside of websites? Do you collect?: i own so many original xbox games

86. How often and for how long are you online?: i have a job i'm not keeping track

87. When it comes to your website, who is your target audience?: freaks

88. Have you ever been interested in XHTML?: what

89. Do you program in general? Have you ever written a program for use with or on your website, not counting simple JavaScript?: C bitch

90. Speaking of programs that help you make websites, what do you think of static site generators (SSGs)? Have you ever used one?: i love you microsoft frontpage

91. Do you keep a hitcounter? Why or why not?: please don't get me started

92. Do you frequent forums? Which ones?: not even a little no

93. Do you write your page content directly into the editor, or do you prepare it elsewhere, like a text document or a Word document?: why would i do that

94. Do you think you appear cool to others? A more accurate answer now: do other people ever say you're cool?: i am without a doubt the coolest motherfucker to ever live.

95. Are you embarrassed of your old work? Have you ever deleted everything out of shame?: yea obviously

96. Would you close down your website if you couldn't update it, or would you leave an archive?: dude this costs me literally nothing

97. Do you reveal a lot about yourself on your website? Or are you more secretive?: depends on the day

98. Are you willing to reveal who your best online friend is, and/or if they have a website?: no

99. And do you optimize the images on your website?: i love dial up

100. We're out of time! How do you feel after answering 100 questions? ....other than exhausted.: fuming. now i have to go and take it out on those around me, like a man.